I thought this fun topic would gather a passel of votes – but in fact, fewer than one in fifty readers of the poll have bothered to exercise the drupalicious right to choose.

Possible cause for the über-apathy: I had a Fivestar widget at top, for anyone who wanted to rate the poll idea itself. The widget read "no votes", which meant no one had placed a Fivestar rating on the poll, but perhaps casual visitors mistook that to mean no one wanted to cast a poll vote.

I removed the Fivestar rating from Polls. Please cast a vote for your favorite Drupal user epithet (or suggest a better one by comment)!